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LET CHILI HELP YOU WRITE LIKE A PRO!
Pro Band Bios and All-Around Editing Services by CHILI
Chili is a published professional writer and former NYTimes syndicated columnist, with a Doctorate in Law. Her writing persuades, informs, and entertains. In addition, she fixes YOUR mistakes in grammar, commas, spelling, and clumsy wording.
(See FAQ below for more information.)
Rates
Professional Biography: $200
(Includes all interviews, writing, editing and layout!)Proofreading / Editing: $3 per page*
(websites, press releases, lyric sheets, cd inserts, essays, papers, letters, reports, other)
*a page consists of 300 words
Email for information. chili@chilidogma.com
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Who is Chili Dogma?
A: Chili is a nickname for professional writer and painter, Beth.
Q: What are Chili's qualifications as a writer?A: Chili (Beth) is a professional writer, editor, and Big Ten University English tutor. Chili's writing has been syndicated by the New York Times Syndicate, appearing in newspapers worldwide. Chili is also a published poet and essayist, and former magazine editor. In addition, Chili is professionally trained in logic and persuasion: She has a Doctorate in Law from the University of Wisconsin Law School.
Chili writes persuasive, professional, and energetic band bios, bios which have been approved enthusiastically by entertainment lawyers around America. Chili utilizes her professional, persuasive writing skills to grab the reader's attention immediately and hold it to the end. If you're reading this, you can see that her techniques work!Q: How do we do a band bio with Chili?
A: It's fun and easy! For a band bio, your band should choose a spokesperson. Spokesperson should email Chili at chili@chilidogma.com. Chili will interview spokesperson by email. This may involve few or many emails, depending on the clarity of communication explaining the band's image and collecting the band's facts and history. Next, Chili will write the bio using MSWord. The bio will be one page in length, laid out professionally. You may then make your payment of $200 through Paypal, and Chili will immediately send the bio to you by email. After you examine your bio, Chili will make a reasonable number of immediate adjustments at no charge, but total rewrites may incur further fees. Good news: Remember that you, using your own computer, are free to make all the changes to your bio that you want, yourself, any time. Plus, future changes to your bio by Chili can be done at her editing fee (just $3 per page).
Q: How do I do simple editing with Chili?
A: Simply contact Chili at chili@chilidogma.com. Chili will tell you how to send your document. (If you prefer, you can snailmail it.) Chili then makes the changes and contacts you. Once you send your payment to Paypal (or a check or money order by snailmail), Chili will send your corrected document by email (snailmail, if you prefer).
Q: How long does Chili take to do things?
A: Chili is quite fast. She writes and edits during evenings and weekends. Chili can often complete short work on the same day or next day. Bios are also fast, depending on how long it takes a band to get all its info to Chili.
Other questions? Email chili@chilidogma.com